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Cold Showers Have Changed My Life
Seriously, I swear they have
During my time on Medium, I’ve read multiple articles describing the life-changing effects of cold showers.
So, despite my scepticism, I decided to give it a go.
The next thing I knew, my life had changed beyond belief.
The Results Will Shock You
After several weeks of cold showers, I felt like Tobey Maguire on the morning after a science trip. My muscles had tightened, and my body fat percentage had dropped dramatically.
Every morning, I was doing ten miles on the treadmill in under an hour. This was followed by five hundred push-ups and three sets of twenty-minute planks.
Due to the size of my thighs, I’d ripped all my trousers and had to purchase new ones. Luckily, the woman in the shop was so bewitched by my testosterone levels she gave me everything for free.
Not that it really mattered. You see, ever since taking cold showers, my financial situation has taken a significant uptick.
My student debt magically disappeared overnight, and my Amazon side hustle started generating almost a thousand pounds a day in royalties.
I’m rich!
